Taboo Thursday: Her Stepsister’s Secret by Callista Bree

If i’m doing this taboo thursday thing like I said I am I need to put my money where my mouth is.

Synopsis: Carol and John are about to be married and their two daughters are meeting for the first time. John’s daughter Dina had taken the summer off to visit Europe and she is a bit surprised with all the wedding news. She hadn’t kept in touch much with her father and there were many things that they just kept to themselves. Dina isn’t too worried about the third wife moving in and doesn’t want to be there.


All that changes though, when she meets her buxom brunette stepsister Candace and realizes that the woman has a need in her eyes that she wants to satisfy. Candace is not into girls though and even when she tried to persuade her, Dina has a hard time convincing her. Candace has to see firsthand what she is missing for her to really start to entertain the idea. The two sisters are stuck in a small room together and as the trip goes on, Candace’s needs hit a breaking point and she just needs some relief.

My review: Yes, I enjoyed this. One, incest erotica is more popular than people want to believe and two, I hardly count stepsiblings that don’t even meet each other until they are adults incest. Also, i’m not repeating what i’ve said about fiction isn’t reality. I don’t want to constantly repeat myself, which I struggle not to do.

It’s obvious how much Dina wants Candace from the beginning and it doesn’t take long before it’s obvious Candance is intrigued and wants Dina too even though she pushes back against it initially. I enjoyed the story, what little there is of it, the characters, the tension, the bit of romance and the horniness.

I’d actually be interested in a story of how their relationship works out though I know that isn’t the point of this story.

It’s actually well written, which you can’t always say with these types of stories.

What I didn’t care for is the bonus story. There is an extra story and … it’s a weird tone change. It’s like a Christian erotica. A woman from Scotland ends up going somewhere (the US? The UK? I can’t remember, it was boring to me) to meet her husband to be for some reason (can you tell I wasn’t interested?). There isn’t enough women for the men in the area so he ordered a bride or whatever. Because reasons. He works on a farm I think. There be cows at least.

Anyway they have a week together and all the tension comes from the fact he refuses to do anything until they are married but man is he horny for her. They both want it, she even tries to tease him to make him lose control (he doesn’t), so I just don’t understand the whole “waiting for marriage” thing. I mean you do you, I just don’t get it. And the gender stereotypes. I’m not sure if it was sexist or just not my thing. I’m going with the latter. I couldn’t help thinking the book was saying “Oh, you liked that taboo stuff? Here’s some Christian erotica to cleanse your brain!”. I mean, they do get it on after they get married. I don’t know.

Yea I have more to say about that one because I should’ve written down my thoughts on the stepsister story right after I read it.

I decided to rate it solely on the title story, so I gave it 5 stars.

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Taboo Thursday: Garden Gnome Sex Party by Fannie Tucker

Garden Gnome Sex Party

by Fannie Tucker

Synopsis:

When Jenny adds a little whimsical flavor to her garden with a trio of gnome statues, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Jenny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!

Warning: Explicit adult material. Three on one action, hard pointy hats, and gnomehoods as big as any man’s! 3300 words.

My Review:

If you look this up on Goodreads you’ll need the original title of “Garden Gnome Gangbang”. Goodreads also shows the original more risqué cover. You can find it Here. Apparently Amazon didn’t like the word gangbang or the original cover. I can see why but it’s a little disappointing lol.

Anyway, Jenny buys 3 garden gnomes for her garden, her actual garden with real plants, not an euphemism. She places them in her garden and goes to get a book to read. A sexy book that she sits on a bench in the shade of a tree in her yard to read and starts to masturbate. Don’t worry, she has a fence that the neighbors can’t see her. During the book getting and such it seems like the gnomes keep moving, but it must be her imagination, right?

Well she ends up falling asleep so she assumes what happens next must be a dream. The gnomes come over and talk to her! One thing quickly leads to another and the gnomes are pleasing her with their hands and a pointy hat in her pussy. Then she’s pleasing them and their gnomehoods that are the size of a humans penis, no idea how they hid those things when they are only 2 feet tall so their gnomehoods are very much out of proportion, with her hands, pussy and mouth.

The gnomes cum apparently tastes like candy and fizz and looks like rainbows and their gnomehoods taste like gourmet mushrooms with a sweet, earthy smell that reminds her of planting new flowers in the spring. Everyone is happy by the end. She wakes up dressed when she had been naked so she assumes it was one crazy dream but on her way inside one of the gnomes seems to wink at her. It must be her crazy imagination right?

This was hilarious, to me anyway. I gave it a solid 3 “I liked it” stars. It’s short. It’s on KU if you want to read it. I bought it on kindle some time ago because shits and giggles.

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Taboo Thursday: Kraken by M. Caspian

Taboo Thursday? I’ve decided I am going to start doing Taboo Thursdays where I review a taboo book. Some might be slightly taboo, some more taboo, but in some way they shall be. There is no way i’ll have something every week. I’d like to have at least 1 a month, but we shall see. I am starting off with this book

Synopsis:

Kraken: A gothic erotic horror with tentacle non-con.

When boyfriend Parker gives him an ultimatum Will never dreams his heart is about to be ripped out: move to a remote off-shore island with him, or call it quits. But Will picks wrong, and now he’s heading into the unknown to fix his mistake. But why do the locals think they recognise him? And why can’t he seem to leave?

Reader advisory: This work of fiction contains explicit sexual activities between men that may offend some people. It also contains scenes of rape, extreme violence, tentacles, and reference to sexual abuse of children.

63,000 words

Available at Amazon for Kindle, and Smashwords in all formats.

My Review:

At first I didn’t think some things made sense. Since finishing it, it makes more sense, though i’m still not sure everything does. Maybe it could’ve been a little more fleshed out but over-all I liked it and had a fun, and horrifying, time.

I initially found the romance weird but eventually it did make sense. It is abusive and there are major red flags, and actually it’s not romance after all. It’s not called a gothic horror tentacle non-con for nothing! I am trying to not spoil anything though.

The characters were varying degrees of annoying. The main character Will was so frustrating, because he was constantly making stupid decisions, like

Some of which I understood but most of them, no. Parker, is a jerk but after finishing it i’m actually thinking not quite as much as he initially appears. Cyrus, well he’s abusive and a powerful cephalopod shifter. You’re not supposed to like him. Cyrus is very controlling.

This story gets more horrifying as you read. It completely says fuck the limits of the human body. Even though Will was frustrating I felt so bad for him because he didn’t deserve what he went through, and some of the frustration (some of it, not all) makes sense later when you consider what he had gone through.

This definitely hits on some kinks, including uh … mine. I was horrifyed, slightly aroused, and wanting to save poor Will all at the same damn time. It felt weird.

It is a strange read. It took me some time to really warm up to the story but I did. I went from “this is ok” to “omg i’m really enjoying this”.

I will never understand the noodle fetish thing though. Is it like, an ASMR fetish? Do people get turned on by ASMR? Or noodles? You’ll have to read it.

It does have quite a bit of typos. Normally I wouldn’t mention a few but it was more than a few. I still enjoyed the story though and that’s what matters.

I also loved the ending. It was emotional and sweet.

So, in short, I found it enjoyable, horrifying, arousing, strange, and emotional. A solid 4 stars from me.

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